A Moose Track
**********I'm going to get my Russ Bengtson on and do a mid-season report in one haiku for each time. Enjoy. 'Bachi Boys, I would like this to stay up through Monday. On Tuesday, have at it all you want.**********
LeBron and the Cavs
Looking good as advertised
Bron is MVP
Rajon Rondo looks
Like a great Celtics point guard
Better than last year?
Magic surprising
Howard wins DPOY?
Shooting threes all day
Joe Johnson all-star
Or at least he better be
Hawks are improving
Allen Iverson
Doing his stuff for Detroit
Rip isn't happy
Dwyane Wade is sick
All there is to it, really
Cook's underrated
Elton's been injured
Dalembert's killed fantasy
Sixers get a "meh"
Redd out for the year
It won't hurt them anyways
They won't make playoffs
Yi gets all-star votes
Devin Harris MIP?
He might deserve it
DJ Augustin
Is a poised rookie point guard
Who deserves to start
David Lee is great
And everyone sees it now
Nate Rob's doin' it
Rose needs ROY
Lifting the Windy City
Still not playoff, though
What's wrong with Raptors?
Bosh is doing his stuff, though
Legit superstar
Granger for all-stars!
Popularity contest
Good coaches vote bench
The Wiz are hurtin'
Like everyone expected
When's Gil gonna play?
LA has talent
Serious talent
And it's festering
Spurs are always there
Old? No, just experienced
Lil' Roger Mason!
Chauncey revived them!
Three cheers for some good defense!
Billups for all-stars!
Paul for MVP?
If NOLA can pick it up
Where are you, Tyson?
Get past the first round
With a semi-healthy team
Then we'll talk, Houston
Young 'n talented!
Rudy Fernandez!
Brandon Roy is sick
Nowitzki can play
Just like his MVP years
Will he ever stop?
The Mini-Mailman
Making people forget the
Betrayal Skull Dude
Shaq is playing great!
Even with some extra weight
All of Barnes' tattoos
Just 10th in the West!
Big Al just scores profusely
Lil' Bassy Telfair
Andris Biedrins
And J-Creezy in GS
Doesn't grow wins
Rudy frickin' Gay
And Orange Juice Mayonnaise
Kid brother Gasol
LA Clippers tied
With cross-state rival, SacTown
They are neck-and-neck!
The Kings are tryin'
To beat them Clippers!
10-32!
OKC Thunder
It's really so sad
Clay Bennett should leave
I hope that did the league so far this year justice.
--Moose
15 comments:
"DJ Augustin
Is a poised rookie point guard
Who deserves to start"
To answer that in poem form, this is all in Raymond Felton's NAME
Raw and nasty
Angry for the conception of DJ
Young and on the rise
More respect necessary
Original gangsta
No need to explain
D on lock shut down other PG brains
Flippin out of control
Energy that brings wins
Lollygagger from UNC
Too legit to quit
On point three point shot
Nothing more to say
haha, I love the Rockets haiku.
Good shit, Moose
also, the OKC Thunder are NOT the worst team in the NBA. I would take them over the Kings or the Clippers or the Warriors or the Wizards in a minute. They are a young team. I never have seen 2 2nd year players step up the way Jeff Green and Kevin Durant have. Already the faces of a franchise. Impressive. It will be a part of my next piece which i am cookin up on MS Word. Beware and be scared because a big ass announcement will be comming with it!
Yeh thats cool Moose. I never really understood Haiku's...they're kinda annoying. I know they have 3 lines- thats about it.
Hmmm...I'm not sure how I feel about this. Does "festering" mean beating ever other serious contender convincingly?
B. Long, to answer your question: Yes.
BET, for what I can see, DJ deserves some starting burn a little later. I guess I don't have the best perspective because I'm not a Bobcats fan, so you have your view, I guess.
Thanks, Hursty. Haikus are three lines, and the first line has five syllables, the second line has seven, and the third line has five. Just short little poem things.
Thanks, Yardbird. Hursty and RV don't.
Moose, he is not their YET. My man DJ needs a little more maturing before he can start all 82 games.
Good stuff-I think the Thunder are better than the Kings as well. Devin definitely MIP. Lebron MVP-he carries his team like no other. Knew DWade was serious since the Olympics-thing is, will he stay healthy..? Speaking of health-the seriousness of TysonChandler's injury will dictate how far N.O. goes. But the truth is, we all know it's coming down to 2 teams again..LA and Boston baby......
Jamey, I hate to rain on your/our Celtics fandom, but it won't just come down to Lakers/Celtics. Cavaliers, Spurs, Orlando, NOLA, and a lotta other teams will get in the way. We just don't know.
he's been through it all
the pride, the fall
the trade to the pistons
the whine, the call
he might get shipped
again, amidst the shit, he's pissed
He's been the answer,
ever since the day I was born
but I got this question, is he
damaged goods chipped, ripped or torn
the answer got a look in his eye,
he's out for fuckin blood, he's scorn.
That's my midseason little ditty.
Moose Track for the win
Yeh nice Justin. Do you always go stealing lines from Lil Wayne though?
Still, my swagger is so mean it might insult ya.
Love me or Hate me, chicks still wanna date me ;) :P
Thanks, Justin. Great little poem there.
Hursty: I got your brains for a bargain like I bought it at Target, LOL
hursty, i only took the first two lines of a mixtape song. And I gave credit to him. I did the poem to the beat of that song so it's obvious
Yeh...I was trying to be sorta funny. It failed obviously. I should have had a paragraph mark or something Walsh haha.
Moose-I'm with ya', but Orlando just hasn't shown me they can win the big ones yet. I agree Cleveland's tough as well, but if LBJ goes down, are Z and Mo' Williams gonna lead them to the conference finals..no. As far as the West, N.O. is strong, but when the Spurs are all healthy, forget it. And as hard as it is for me to say it, LakeShow might take out the Spurs in conference finals...
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