**********I'm going to get my Russ Bengtson on and do a mid-season report in one haiku for each time. Enjoy. 'Bachi Boys, I would like this to stay up through Monday. On Tuesday, have at it all you want.**********
LeBron and the Cavs Looking good as advertised Bron is MVP
Rajon Rondo looks Like a great Celtics point guard Better than last year?
Magic surprising Howard wins DPOY? Shooting threes all day
Joe Johnson all-star Or at least he better be Hawks are improving
Allen Iverson Doing his stuff for Detroit Rip isn't happy
Dwyane Wade is sick All there is to it, really Cook's underrated
Elton's been injured Dalembert's killed fantasy Sixers get a "meh"
Redd out for the year It won't hurt them anyways They won't make playoffs
Yi gets all-star votes Devin Harris MIP? He might deserve it
DJ Augustin Is a poised rookie point guard Who deserves to start
David Lee is great And everyone sees it now Nate Rob's doin' it
Rose needs ROY Lifting the Windy City Still not playoff, though
What's wrong with Raptors? Bosh is doing his stuff, though Legit superstar
Granger for all-stars! Popularity contest Good coaches vote bench
The Wiz are hurtin' Like everyone expected When's Gil gonna play?
LA has talent Serious talent And it's festering
Spurs are always there Old? No, just experienced Lil' Roger Mason!
Chauncey revived them! Three cheers for some good defense! Billups for all-stars!
Paul for MVP? If NOLA can pick it up Where are you, Tyson?
Get past the first round With a semi-healthy team Then we'll talk, Houston
Young 'n talented! Rudy Fernandez! Brandon Roy is sick
Nowitzki can play Just like his MVP years Will he ever stop?
The Mini-Mailman Making people forget the Betrayal Skull Dude
Shaq is playing great! Even with some extra weight All of Barnes' tattoos
Just 10th in the West! Big Al just scores profusely Lil' Bassy Telfair
Andris Biedrins And J-Creezy in GS Doesn't grow wins
Rudy frickin' Gay And Orange Juice Mayonnaise Kid brother Gasol
LA Clippers tied With cross-state rival, SacTown They are neck-and-neck!
The Kings are tryin' To beat them Clippers! 10-32!
OKC Thunder It's really so sad Clay Bennett should leave
I hope that did the league so far this year justice.