A Moose Track
So, it's August. Whoop de do. That means that absolutely nothing is happening in the basketball universe right now, so I'm going to have to take a break from the hoops mania at the moment and focus on other stuff, because this site is in dire need of new material that will be commented on. That is obviously more interesting then the NBA in August. Hopefully. Because the NBA in August does this to me:
Those aren't my glasses, but I like 'em. Kind of. Darker lenses would be nice. Anyways, on to the first topic...
FOOTBALL season is almost here, and everytime I hear the "NFL On CBS" music (you know the tune) I get all pumped up and excited. I'll be trekking down to the NE Patriots training camp sometime this week, I think...or before camp is over, anyways. Pumped up for the season, our big addition has been Fred Taylor...if Maroney stays healthy (I have no faith that he will) we will have close to the best running game in the NFL.
And, with NFL season comes fantasy football! And, since nobody's drafted yet and they don't know who the choices are or all of that stuff, the most exciting part of it is picking the name. I settled with "Ocho Cinco En Fuego" after considering "ConVickted", "Salt-N-Culpepper" and "Tatupu Platter". Thoughts? I just had to give the Chad Ochocino nod. Changing his name...that's faithful to your legacy. Or ego. Make your pick.
Anyways, some laughs from Nick Swardson and David Spade...
Speaking of David Spade, him, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Rob Schneider are all filming a move in the North Shore of Massachusetts, right outside of Boston...and some cool stuff has happened since then. Last month, I was walking in a mall with some of my friends and Adam Sandler walked by. I was like, "Whoah, that was Adam Sandler" so I ran back, shook his hand, told him how much I loved his movies, and he was like, "Thanks, dude!" It was cool. The Waterboy and Happy Gilmore are also two of the funniest movies of all time. Not one and two, but they're in the top 50 or so.
You guys love the music, so I'm gonna throw some ill remixes out here. Biggie, Bob Marley, 2Pac, Eazy-E. Need I say more? And that's not all. Take it in.
Anyways, that's all for now. What else is there at the beginning of August? One last thing: Which hat looks better? This one? This one? Or this one?
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